F A Qs

Who is Dave ?
"Dave" is the love interest. His real name is David, Dave, or Knucklehead. When he is not toiling down in the salt mines (their Motto: We Never Close Because People Just Love Salt!) he is busy raking the local bike trails. While mountain bikers think nothing of riding over narrow log bridges, plunging down sheer cliffs or riding over roots, stones, and small trees, apparently if they hit a leaf they fall down and go boom.

Who is Fanny?
Fanny is an English Bulldog with a dash of Boxer whose world revolves around the 4 basic food groups: wieners, bacon, and dry dog food. (Ok, she is not so good at higher mathematics.) When not eating food, begging for food or searching for food (Wait! What is that on the carpet!? Dang...just another leaf. Oh well, I'll eat it anyway.) she is lying on the couch, farting from the last food she ate. Fanny's main grievance in life is that her sibling, Mick, has access to both my bed and the front yard-- Fanny's dream vacation spots, rivaled only in her imagination by the all-you-can-eat buffet down at the Golden Corral.

Who is Mick?
Mick, the cat, is the main provider of moths and voles. Without Mick, I don't know where I would get my daily requirement of voles. Without Mick, I don't know where Fanny would get her daily requirement of chase the cat. Before the demise of Otis, the Basset Hound, Mick enjoyed a little interspecies nursing. So far, he hasn't been able to convince Fanny that it is all good, clean fun.

Who is Laura Jane?
I am.

What is this blog supposed to be about?
It is supposed to be the about the sublimation of the artist's goals in the aftermath of a national dialog on the destructive elements that constitute our patriarchal society.

Really?
No. It is really just supposed to be whatever I feel like writing about. I usually feel like writing about politics, religion, and my family.

Did you get a scanner for Christmas?
Yes I did. Thank you Jewel and Robert.

So what is your favorite photograph of you wearing a very dorky paisley suit made by your mother?
This one: