Twas The Night Before Christmas!

Dave is off to the salt mines tonight (Their Motto: The Salt Mines Never Close, Even If It Is Christmas Eve And You Want To Sip Brandy By The Fireplace With Your Girlfriend And Play "Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?") and Mick has a vole dance to chaperone, so Fanny and I are going to hang out together and wait for Santa Claws to come by and drop wieners into our mouths. If you were here with us, you would get a wiener too. But whatever you are doing tonight and tomorrow, my family wishes you and yours a wonderful, joyous time of good cheer.