The Fanny Fan Club

A long time ago, when I was a different woman, I had two Maltese puppies; two sisters, named Marguerite and Nana. And they each had their own theme song. Marguerite went something like this:

Mar-gue-rite. (boom boom)
Mar-gue-rite. (boom boom)
Marguerite, Marguerite, Mar-gue-rite! (boom boom)

I was remembering this because Fanny is thinking of starting a Fan Club for herself. She feels this is a sure avenue to much adulation leading to ample bestowments of snacks. She has been considering badges, secret hand shakes, decoder rings, and special uniforms, but I told her it would probably be best to start simply. A really catchy theme song could soon have the nation warbling her name much as Oscar Mayer, Coca Cola, and MacDonalds have done with their jingles.

Hot Dogs,
Armour Hot Dogs.
What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks.
Tall kids, short kids, even kids with chicken pox,
Love hot dogs,
Armour hot dogs,
The dogs, kids love to bite.

So Fanny has decided to hold a contest.

Make up a little tune about her and you could win A Special Evening With Fanny: Together with Fanny you will stroll down Main Street, stopping frequently to enjoy the smells and check out the squirrel action, followed by an Intimate Wiener Dinner for Two. The evening's festivities will conclude with a quiet little Bone in Front of the Heater. It will be an night to remember.

No purchase necessary. Entry must be received by February 1, 2005.