White Dog

White Dog on the Corner is looking so docile. He has run away and taken refuge on his porch, having no dog house to hide in. Why is he not snarling and lunging for my throat? The digital camera scared him.

Maybe he just went through a bad divorce and he is shunning all the paparazzi. Maybe there is a major scandal involving embezzled dog bones, Poodles-for-hire, and a heartworm drug ring. Poor White Dog.

I wonder if this would work on other animals? I heard that a bobcat was recently sighted in the neighborhood. Maybe when I go hiking I should go armed with my camera. Take that, you beast! Fear the small electronic!