It's a Mystery Why Anyone Would Want To Do This

I was driving in downtown Raleigh this afternoon and ended up behind "Nancy & Udean's Christian Tourbus." I was curious to find out what kind of Christian Tour might be taking place in downtown Raleigh, so I checked their web site when I got home. They offer hundreds of bus tours mostly to places like Branson, Mo. to attend dinner theaters and to the Amish Country to eat. Many of their tours end with a description such as "Day 4: Today we reflect on the many beautiful and amazing sights we have seen and all the wonderful tastes we’ve sampled as we make our way home." Aaah eating and reflecting-- that sounds like the perfect Christian outing.

One of their tours really stood out however: The Honeymoon Mystery Tour. A five day tour, $655 per person the only description is

ITINERARY - ?????? It's a Mystery!!
MEALS
Breakfasts ???
Lunches ???
Dinners ???

I can think of many things I would enjoy doing on my honeymoon but frankly, a Christian Mystery Bus Tour is not on my favorites list. In fact, I would have to be bound, gagged, drugged and with a loaded pistol to my head before I would consider it. The idea of touring in a bus with a bunch of strangers to God Only Knows where does not sound like a very romantic way to spend the beginning of your married life. But, there must be people who do think this is ideal ortherwise I am sure it would not be offered.